OCTOBER
22nd SWINDON, Arts Centre www.swindon.gov.uk/artscentre 01793 614 837
27th MAIDENHEAD, Norden Farm www.nordenfarm.org 01628 788 997
NOVEMBER
4th EASTBOURNE, Under Ground Theatre www.undergroundtheatre.org.uk 0845 680 1926
5th WHITSTABLE, Horsebridge Arts Centre www. horsebridge-centre.org.uk 01227 281 174
18h BARTON ON HUMBER, Ropewalk www.the-ropewalk.co.uk 01652 660380
DECEMBER
16th LONDON, Bloomsbury Theatre www.thebloomsbury.com 020 7388 8822
And before that, on September 22nd, I have a warm-up show booked at The Etcetera Theatre in Camden, London.
http://etceteratheatre.com/index.php?id=2
Of course, the real issue here is how to break all of this to the Police Museum. I will need to take a large part of my annual leave to cover these dates, and October is a notoriously popular month for police museums. The reasons for why are an industry-wide mystery. There is obviously a connection between the onset of cold weather and a desire to learn about the history of the police forces. Strange as it may seem, the stats don't lie. 20% more people in October than any other month (which equates to approximately 37 actual people). Staggering. Anyway, the bottom line is, Ken is not going to be happy...
Best
M